yo gang this is a quotebook filled with dumb shit my friends and i say/have seen/heard

"our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast" - a random tumblr post

"jared padalecki!" - m and i whenever something weird happens (you'll never understand)

"mr.[insert teacher] looks like a bitmoji" - me

(to mr. bitmoji) "you look like the type of guy to say 'dandy' unironically" - me

"i dont have the brain power to fuck a magnet" - random fella down the hallway in school